My Wife and Welcome to her

So like, it's last nite, around bedtime and I just happen to open the Buy and Sell page for dogs.
I fleetingly glance through the List and see a Dog that is called a Havanese for sale. [This is where I get stupid], "Honey what is a Havanese Dog?" Her interest pic'd (however it is spelled) she thunders ro the computer. She spends a Nano Second reading the add, and writes down the phone number ignoring my " I just wanted to know what the damn dog was, besides it is all the way Down in Vabcouver" I could tell she wasn't listening to well, as she shushed me while dialing the Number! "Do You still have the Havanese for sale?" " Yes I could come down tomorrow and get it" Me in the background waving wildly and hissing "it's five hours from here, and we don't know what the damn dog looks like, except for a grainy out of focus Picture!!!" Again with the Shushing!!! "could I have the directions to your house?" " I really don't know where that is, but I will find it" What do you mean you will find it, Vancouver is 450 miles around!!!! "That is wonderful I will find you tomorrow, Goodbye" (several seconds of silence) "So I call You to JUST ask what a Havanese dog is and 45 seconds later you Bought It?" "Yes, it is so cute" "What do You Mean so cute, I can't tell whether I am looking at it's ass or head in the 1inch by 2 inch out of focus picture!!" "well I can't stop now, I said I was driving down to get it tomorrow" "So the Cuban consulate will send an assassin if you don't buy this Havanese?" "Can't talk right now need to pack" "So IF you find this Place after a 5-6 hour drive your then driving back with it?"
(From Down the Hall) "no I will stay at my Son's Captain Dumbass Place and pickit up saturday"
"Well He may be Captain Dumbass, But his Mother is the Admiral Dumbass!!!"............This Morning; I strongly lecture her about the folly of this, and she should just forget this happened and move on with life, I am sure she heard some of it as she was backing out of the yard. It was Frosty here this morning and I am sure her hands were cold as she was only able to wave goodbye with her Middle Finger! Naw Naw she almost had a flat tire on the way down and had to get that fixed and the Havanese Mother got called into work so she has to wait!!! Haw!!
I have to go now I need to take some pills.....Serenity now, Serenity Now