Last Night we had our regular oldtimer come in for a sunday chat as usual. Before he comes we have a 25 cent bet as to when and whether he will mention his rarely functioning Bowels. He has not let us down for several weeks. It is becoming hard not to break out laughing when suddenly out of nowhere he says the usual comments. "Ya know, I can get my bowels to clean out." "I sit there on the can with a cup of coffee sometimes and read the newspaper, to only get a little out." (Way too much Information already) "Ya I take metamucil 3 times a day, Damn near a whole chocolate bar of exlax, and Nothing!" "Now I am trying alkaseltzer" (inside we both are laughing so hard it hurts) "And Don what is the alkaseltzer for?" "Well it's supposed to go down in the intestine and get the metamucel and exlax off my ass and working!" "Is it working?" "Well I don't know if it was the alkaseltzer, but yesterday I had a crap, that would have stretched around the block!" (Way, Way too much information)........the conversation dims a bit at this point. What are we supposed to reply? "We are Happy for You?" Uh, "bet your Pooped out now?" We really do need a new life or at the very least, have friends with working Bowels!!!!!