Bad Master I better Hide

I am not really a Bad Person, I just want Peepee and Poo outside the Damn House. So now it goes and hides under Doggie Bed, when it knows it has gone, not on the Paper. Actually none of this is true, but I wanted to appear a tough no nonsense dog trainer.
Chieka is settling in fairly well now. All it took was to basically not go crazy on the Doo Doo thing. I take her outside at various times and sometimes get Lucky.
My Dear Wife is still in Vancouver, with no Idea when she will be able to come home. I put off doing outside chores; one, because I am Lazy, and 2, I am looking after puppy along with rest of menagerie. But the Dreaded snow chance raised it's ugly head and I got off my butt and Mulched several Tonnes of Leaves and cleaned out Gutter's. Ho Hum, I can't think of anything for supper.......sounds like stir fry again!!