gems for Wives

Over the years I have picked up some effetive some non effective (but satisfying) methods o
dealing with annoying man habits.

1. Leaving beer bottle caps in the cutlery drawer. Took on aspects of war, gentle suggestions
that they should be in the garbage didn't work, even threats of hell fire had no effect.

But...when you have a water bed (this was a few decades ago) and you take all those
bottle caps and line them pointy side up under the sheet in the exact position of a body,
you make an indelible impact on the man who throw himself down on the bed.
I can still hear the piercing cry of pain, but no more bottle caps in cutlery door.

2. Man telling you what weird concoctions he ate when with old girlfriend (and with you
he fussy about everything he eats).

You make him a special breakfast he had bragged about. But, the whole idea is waiting
until he is totally hungover. Yes, green pancakes, loaded with peppermint, bubbling
and plopping in the fry pan can be very powerful.

3. Candy wrappers left on coffee table, we're talking lots of candy. Putting them in pillow
should have caused great discomfort, didn't work. Not to be beaten I started adding
other things, such as spoons, salt shaker, you get the idea.

Just remember never give up, creative ideas on this subject always welcome.

I look forward to planning new rites for the upcoming year. My motto is don't get mad,
get even!
Happy New Year
l